Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a huge waterfall
sharp rocks at the bottom?
bring it on
(Source : teaandbenedictcumberbatch)
Girl’s are amazing
I think we broke the notes…
i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”
THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES
WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY
what the heLL
the pig goes “oink oink”
the cow goes “moooo”
the horse goes “neighhhh”
the dog goes “ed…ward”
so is hughes
I didn’t see that comin’
this fandom is self-destructive
(Source : gottfriedvonleibniz)
finally justice is served
(Source : gardendwarf)
Kristen Bell wins all the Mothers Day awards
Your kids don’t owe you grandkids. But you owe your kids happiness.
i never knew friendzoning boys was as easy as saying thanks im gonna use my manners more
further evidence that straight boys think compliments are magic words that are supposed to make women immediately strip naked
What’s the appropriate, non-friendzoning response?
"You look pretty today."
"Okay, fine, I’ll suck your dick."
ah yes, the three most historically important revolutions. the russian, french, and dance dance